Let’s just say her photo didn’t match her appearance. Anyway, come to find out that she was an only child. Let’s call the date ‘Lisa’ and lets call the roomie’s GF ‘Karen.’ We met outside of the restaurant and Lisa was on her cell phone.
Her excuse was that she had a crazy ex that was stalking her, so she used her sister’s photo and name. I figured it must of been important but as we walked in and waited for the table she kept talking about stupid crap clearly on the phone with a BFF about nonsense.
The pictures had been from when she was in high school, and didn’t do her justice. Dinner went really well, we had a lot in common, she was very grounded and down-to-earth, cared about the environment. So as we’re walking to the movie theater, I slipped my arm around her waist. ‘I’m really sorry, because you seem like a nice guy, but … I just went out with you to make my parents happy.’ Sitting through The with her was the most awkward two hours of my life.” “I went on a blind date with the investment banker son of one of my mother’s friends. A little on the short side, but he has a cute face and seems fit. He gets a few drinks in him and we have a conversation about jobs/stuff/blah blah but then it arrived at who we admired. Patrick Bateman from , just, ya know, without the killing and stuff. I tell him the night is over, gave him some money, and said that he could take the public transportation home.” “I wasn’t feeling great, but decided to meet her anyway. The humiliating date was nothing compared to the horror of the following three weeks recovering from E-coli.” “A friend I had recently met set me up with her friend Gary. We have an okay time over coffee, talking about regular random small talk topics.
One of her attempts at finding me a respectable boy from a good family. He said he admired the character and aspired to live that kind of life (without the killing, of course). On the way back to the garage we pass by an alley and he leans in and whispers into my ear and says, ‘You’re f—ing hot and I want to f— you behind that pile of garbage’ and he LICKS MY EAR! He walks me back to my place, but the night is still young and he suggests hanging out and watching some Futurama, so I invite him up.
First off, I couldn’t believe the waitress asked, but then was floored at the girl’s response.
She gets off the phone, doesn’t apologize and we get seated.
So trying to change the subject, I mention the frat that he was in (we both went to the same university) and that I knew some of the guys. At this point, I’m more than over the date and ready for him to get out of my apartment – so I go to the restroom and plan on feigning illness upon my return.
Kind of a WTF moment or something out of a tv show, but I saw her point. Hell, even if I did it for a living I’d charge more than .
I ended up disliking her based on her personality.” “This was 1993. I didn’t stick around to go watch and find out if he thought the moon landing was faked, and perhaps eventually barter my favors for an entire extra value meal.
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Moderat geschmacklose und mitunter recht charmante Romantikkomödie aus Hollywoods zweiter Liga um die holprigen Versuche eines blinden Jünglings, ein passendes Girl zu erobern.